My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first time

  • her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
  • me: Not really. His name is Loki.
  • her: Logi?
  • me: Low-key
  • her: Loki? Ok.
  • her: I like Loki.
  • her: Is Thor a princess?
  • her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
  • her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
  • her: Is it because he's sad?
  • her: Poor Loki.
  • her: Can we have him?
  • her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
  • her: Is Loki bad now?
  • me: Yup.
  • her: He likes being bad.
  • her: Because he likes his spear.
  • her: and his helmet.
  • her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
  • me: Yes he does.
  • her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
  • her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
  • her: No! Did Loki die?!
  • her: But I liked Loki...
  • her: I bet Thor misses him,
  • her: I miss him.

That awkward moment when you say something really deep:

totally-relatable:

First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?

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Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!

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(Source: allonso)

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